El poeta es un pequeño Dios.

npr:

wnyc:

The best and most important blog we discovered this week places octopuses on the heads of United States vice-presidents. All of them.
http://bit.ly/XvhGG6

This is for all of the marine biologists/history buffs out there. -Emily

npr:

wnyc:

The best and most important blog we discovered this week places octopuses on the heads of United States vice-presidents. All of them.

http://bit.ly/XvhGG6

This is for all of the marine biologists/history buffs out there. -Emily

cagedlions:

Black people and the police. Watch this classic Chappelle stand-up here. [X]

(via mais-oui-cest-moi)

—from Nobody Cares What You Read by Susie Rodarme (via bookriot)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via get-over-yourself)

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

(via michaelwormwoods)

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

(via michaelwormwoods)

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(Source: teenagevevo, via mais-oui-cest-moi)

—from Sylvia Plath: More Than Just Her Death by Jaime Herndon (via bookriot)
—this was about a lost lipstick cap but also life (via debbyryan)

(via kentmcfuller)

latenightseth:

The ultimate punishment.

latenightseth:

The ultimate punishment.

(via kentmcfuller)

hasnoteeth:

hottrampinthecity:

Cole Mohr for ALLSAINTS

swoon, swoon, dreamboat, swoon.

???? ?? ? ??? ?? ?? ?

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

(via kentmcfuller)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via kentmcfuller)

r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

(via aroundthegrove)